FucFaceRacing
12-04-2005, 07:52 AM
The Rectum Stretcher
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>> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
>> > limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
>> > radar
>> > gun on the other siding lying in wait.
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>> > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
>> > classic
>> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked: "What's your hurry?"
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>> > She replied, "I'm late for work".
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>> > "Oh yeah?" said the cop, "what do you do?"
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>> > "I'm a rectum stretcher", she responded
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>> > The cop stammered, "A what??"
>> > "A rectum stretcher", the woman replied.
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>> > "And just WHAT does a rectum stretcher do?"
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>> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
>> >way up
>> > to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
>> > I
>> > work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
>> >slowly
>> > but surely stretch, until its about 6 feet wide."
>> > "And just what the hell do you with a 6 foot asshole?", he asked.
>> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
>> >
>> > Traffic Ticket: $95.00
>> > Court Costs: $45.00
>> > Look on the Cop's Face: PRICELESS.
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>> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
>> > limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
>> > radar
>> > gun on the other siding lying in wait.
>> >
>> > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
>> > classic
>> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked: "What's your hurry?"
>> >
>> > She replied, "I'm late for work".
>> >
>> > "Oh yeah?" said the cop, "what do you do?"
>> >
>> > "I'm a rectum stretcher", she responded
>> >
>> > The cop stammered, "A what??"
>> > "A rectum stretcher", the woman replied.
>> >
>> > "And just WHAT does a rectum stretcher do?"
>> >
>> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
>> >way up
>> > to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
>> > I
>> > work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
>> >slowly
>> > but surely stretch, until its about 6 feet wide."
>> > "And just what the hell do you with a 6 foot asshole?", he asked.
>> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
>> >
>> > Traffic Ticket: $95.00
>> > Court Costs: $45.00
>> > Look on the Cop's Face: PRICELESS.
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