Got any bread?

[KenCook]

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?"
And the barman replies, "No."
And the duck asks, "Got any bread?"
And the barman, "No!"
"Got any bread?"
"I said, N-O NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask me one more ****ing time if I've got any bread,
I'm going to nail your ****ing beak to the ****ing bar!!
WE HAVE NO ****ING BREAD!!!"

"Got any nails?"
"No!"

"Got any bread?"

:D